A Bite-Sized History of Fellatio

Or Why God gave men backbones longer than their penis

This divertimento on the hairy oboe originally appeared 25 years ago during the saxophonist President Bill Clinton’s blow-job impeachment trial. Nowadays, of course, free BJs are now available 24-7 for straight men who don’t pursue a musical or political career. Thanks to gay ‘dating apps’,

ONCE UPON A TIME, becoming a rock star was the only way a young…