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A Tale of Two Johnsons

The weird, wacky, 'transformative' world of extreme pro spornos Brian & Bryan

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Mark Simpson
Jun 30, 2025
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This is the first part of a two-part examination of the dad-bod defying, perma-shirtless, extreme ‘fitness’ influencers, Brian Johnson and Bryan Johnson.

(Written before Brian was arrested last week after posting disturbing/disturbed YouTube videos threatening the podcaster and longtime Liver King critic Joe Rogan.)

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