Arnie's First Moovie

Scoping Hercules in New York

Until t’other night, I’d never seen Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first movie Hercules in New York. And it's easy to see why it hasn’t been aired more on TV. This low-budget 1969 B movie, now available on Amazon Prime, is epically awful. Especially the bits where ‘Arnold Strong’, as he’s billed, speaks. Or moves. Or reacts. Or breathes.

But his 22-year-old bod…