Does Magic Mike Have Anything to Stick Himself With?

Channing Tatum's penisless male stripping movie

The trailer for Magic Mike’s Last Dance, the third instalment of the tarty Tatum franchise, has dropped. I’ve watched it three times and still don’t understand it - are they putting on a topless production of Cats? Who is the very talkative woman who seems to think it’s her movie? And who will rescue poor Channing from her clutches before it becomes his…