Face Furring

How beards (re)conquered (most of) Britain

This is how I see all beards.

Pogonophiles might call me a pogonophobe – someone with an extreme dislike of beards – but I prefer to think of myself as a lover of the male face. And chin. And jawline. Plus, I’m ticklish.

I also like a little mystery: I don’t want to taste what you’ve been eating and drinking – or sucking – that day.

So, feel my (growing) p…