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Oct 15, 2024
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(My AI image generator thinks comb over Caesar had lovely thick curls.)

Anyone who has used a public gym regularly has daydreamed about being in charge of one. At least for an hour. Not so much paying the bills and checking the toilets, as laying down the law.

A strongman, a shredded Caesar, running the muscle factory the way you think it should be run. A…

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