Speedophobia
America's Fear & Loathing of Budgie Smuggling
One from the cool, scantily clad vaults (Out, 2007). I haven’t checked lately, but suspect - and half hope - that Speedos are still reviled as the Devil’s work on US (and UK) beaches.
PROHIBITED… THE WEARING OF SKIN-TIGHT FORM-FITTING OR BIKINI TYPE APPAREL OR BATHING SUITS BY MALES OVER 12 YRS. AGE
If the stern, killjoy rubric of this warning sign, erec…