Spornosexual Reproduction

Going forth & multiplying your gainz

A new gym is always exciting. But the brand new one I joined recently is positively indecent. It's probably the best I've used. I’m slighly baffled that it opened in the small provincial town where I now live.

Large and well-equipped, in a former town centre retail store, this is not just a gym, this is an M&S gym - it has everything a hardcore muscle wo…