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Spornosexual Shocker!

Daily Mail caught with its compression pants down

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Mark Simpson
Feb 25, 2025
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Oh LOOK! A big, lavishly illustrated article in last Sunday’s Daily Mail on my work!

‘Meet the “Spornosexuals”: Male body trend is back for 2025’, announces the headline. Yep, that pesky spornosexual ‘male body trend’ that actually never went away.

But the article doesn't credit me. And it is wildly inaccurate, getting the metrosexual-spornosexual timeli…

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