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The Gay Secret Service Divorcee

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Daniel Craig escapes Bond's closet

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Nov 16, 2022
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Daniel Craig’s new ad for Belvedere vodka, which I’ve only just seen, is quite the gay divorcee statement.

In the ad, directed by Thor's Taika Waititi, fifty-four-year-old Craig (happily married to Rachel Weisz since 2011), sheds his 007 white tuxedo strai(gh)tjacket, dons a tarty black tank top, silver chain necklace and leathers, shows us his delts, bi…

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