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How to Spot a Spornosexual

How to Spot a Spornosexual

The beach Barbellfellas comin' atcha

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Kelly Brook clocking David McIntosh’s bosom leaving hers in the shade

Spring has sprung, and the Daily Mail recently announced that spornosexuals are 'back' (they never went away, of course), so here's an interview I gave the grooming guru Lee Kynaston in 2014 about tits, abs, ass, male Barbarellas - and the "big arms race".

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